Digital Pessimism We hope to disappoint
In the last week, we have seen how the ExoMars probe of the European Space Agency (ESA) disappeared in the atmosphere of Mars and lived Bob Dylan’s silence after receiving the Nobel Prize for Literature.
This morning, however, everything has changed in the most unexpected way. Thierry Blancquaert, head of the (ESA), has announced at a press conference that they have received the signal from ExoMars again from the surface of Mars. And that’s not all: Bob Dylan is on board.
“ The team could not contain the joy When we thought we had thrown the trash 1300 million euros , our little one has called home as a baby to his mother since day care , “has joked Thierry Blancquaert.
But it has not all been good news at the ESA Control Center in Darmstadt, Germany. Included in the transmission received from the ExoMars, there was something else. It has been rebuked that the space probe has fallen hostage of a group that calls itself the Liberation Front of Mars (FLM), made up of aborigines on the planet.
Extraterrestrial life
With the motto of Mars for the Martians , the LWF has informed European authorities that both ExoMars and Bob Dylan are being held in a jail underground until their claims are heard.
“We’re sick of probes, robots and orbital stations being sent in to watch us. The Martian people are tired of this systematic harassment, of the image of us on Earth … That you call us little green men, pussy … “, they protest in the statement. “ Until all these cacharritos do not leave our planet and Earth commits to leave us alone, we will hold Bob Dylan and his spaceship. Mars for Martians! Homeland or death! “.
Bob Dylan Statements
After analyzing the situation in a crisis cabinet at the European Council, ESA has asked the LWF to confirm that both ExoMars, and above all Bob Dylan, are in good shape before entering into any negotiations.
“ I’m up to the balls to be here ,” said the singer. “ I want to return to my planet to give me my fucking prize. I am the fucking master and I want my prize “.
Once confirmed that the last Nobel Prize in Literature is in good condition, the European authorities, after a long deliberation, have decided to put themselves in the hands of a committee of experts that, under the command of Iker Jiménez and Dr. Gaona, will work on the resolution of the conflict.
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