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The agency of security, cybercrime and virtual defense has announced today that accounts of Mariano Rajoy, Ana Botín and Amancio Ortega have been hacked.
The agency, a security auditor for these individuals and organizations, has declined to make statements for the time being, but its manager Jerónimo Duda does not credit what happened , saying that the systems are totally safe and reliable .
The auditor has blamed what happened to a possible internal mole, with great security knowledge, or an attack by some state organization in Eastern Europe, trying to destabilize the country.
Internationally recognized security experts such as Douglas Lock and Michael Layer , both awarded by Security World magazine in 2015 with the award for best expert global security consultant, went along the same line, declaring that the attack Was undoubtedly the work of one or more professionals, belonging to an organization and most likely with an Advanced Security Master at MIT or Harvard.
Eugene: The truth of a reality.
However, the research team of Pessimism Digital has managed to locate the attacker, which for obvious security reasons, we will not disclose your identity, so we will call you Eugenio .
We can only reveal that Eugenio is a pastor of a town in Soria and recently took an office course, to have organized in an excel the members of his flock.
Mariano Rajoy, quiet.
We asked him intrigued how he had gotten into the personal account of the PP of Rajoy . Eugenio told us that he appeared two square boxes, where he put <<> user & gt; And , typing: Rajoy y 1234 . Subsequently there was a question: Who do you hate the most? and typed Spanish .
Apparently, she entered a two-tab control panel, where you could read: – Money A – and – Money B – , but that’s another story … 😊
Ana Botín, with a good booty.
When interested in the Ana Botín case, it was even more curious, because our protagonist found a page developed by Santander himself, where he asked for a security certificate, webcam capture of the subject’s iris and his fingerprint.
Our pastor, not understanding anything he saw, pressed a button that read , thus accessing Ana’s personal space, the contents of which we can not reveal for safety.😢
Amancio Ortega and exotic countries.
In the case of Ortega it seems that there were no passwords or complex systems, just a security question: What are your favorite countries? , to which Eugenio replied: India and Bangladesh , appearing immediately a green heart of approval. 😎
Dramatic implications of research
Given this new information, it is our moral obligation to tell you that we have received serious threats and there are already several lawsuits filed to close digitalpessimism.com .
We will inform you about how the whole process … Good evening and protect your accounts well. 😒
