Digital Pessimism We hope to disappoint
An incipient technological company from Madrid, Pepe Tech FC , based in the Rivera del Manzanares 0, has released digital kleenex My Atleti. At first glance, products look anything from the kleenex, but nothing further from reality:
- They are super absorbent
- They come in packs of 11, recyclable.
- You are able to change color from the mobile. Currently only supports white, but is gradually expanding the offer.
- They are more effective at the last minute : When leaving the office, more minutes of some TV program, etc. Its size automatically.
- “Why Dad?” Edition: For those parents, there is a 50% discount on My Athletics Clic for your children. Includes the gift of a package of Duchies for the father.
- Champion Offer: Only for champions , Pepe Tech offers on its website the option to carry several packages at the price of one. In the shopping cart area, dial 1 and get 4.
Different Formats
Kleenex My Atleti Pupas Kid. Source: Pupas FC.
Apparently, to reach all audiences and have a wider offer, will be available two editions, both with very affordable prices.
There is a very ambitious subscription program for both editions, to receive them for life, but unfortunately has a very demanding clause: You can never give up.
Pupas for Kid
This is the smallest format, a portable clone pack, for children and people of reduced height.
It can be easily carried to any room. The Pupas for Kid edition has 11 recyclable handkerchiefs .
The price of this small format is 0.0 euro, , with no possibility of a refund.
Pupas for Man
Large box Kleenex My Atleti Pupas for Man. Source: Pupas FC.
This can be used at home, when returning from an event or simply for a cold on the river. It is designed to sound at home, in privacy.
The My Atleti Pupas for Man edition contains 22 recyclable handkerchiefs .
The price of this format, being larger, is 0.0 euros , with no possibility of return.
Both formats already have the chips integrated in the box, to facilitate the functions discussed above. They also come with a red card with the points program.
For each Pupas for Kid pack you get one point and for each of Pupas for Man you get 3 points. If you get 42 new packages , one of each.
Sales “in crescendo” of My Atleti and virus problems.
It seems that Pepe Tech’s business is going very smoothly and stocks have run out in a few months, after a sharp drop in sales this summer.
On the other hand, the weekends seem to be the strongest days, their manager Chincheta tells us: “ We do not give up, baby! ”
One of the causes of this sales success has been the Spanish celebrity, Belén Esteban , who claims to buy more than five packages per week: “Me for My Atleti, kill’em all! ”
But it’s not all good news, since a virus called Simeon 93 has been detected, very widespread at the moment, which will not let you open the package to use them. In case you finally manage to open it, the handkerchiefs scare you, very aggressive apparently, making any maneuver impossible.
From Pepe Tech, we are informed that they do not know the cause of this virus and how to solve it, but that they are working on it day by day, minute by minute, to solve it .
