Drones shot down by pigeons in madrid

This month in Madrid and in some areas of Spain as Palomares is giving a curious situation. The Ministry of Defense has reported the demolition of at least 11 drones by messenger pigeons in recent weeks. According to General Sintacha , the cause would be an excess of zeal on the part of the birds, having replaced his unit of messenger pigeons by fleets of drones.

Sintacha points out that in the Internet age, Whatsapp and globalization in general, are no longer necessary. Even in wartime, with communications problems, it claims that they could solve it via autonomous satellite-guided drones.

On the other side of the conflict, we have managed to talk to Lady Hawk “> Supporter of poultries in general and of pigeons in particular. He declared: ‘ This is a shame, all the life training to deliver your ridiculous little pieces of paper and now they leave us in the lurch. We fucked up the fucking drones ! ‘

And so it has been literally, since several drones have crashed as they drop dove poop on their GPS receiver and lose the location.

Global support for pigeons against drones

In recent weeks, some bird associations, such as the Confederation of Anti-Globalization Hawks and the Madrile Association ñ a of Neoludian Eagles have joined in solidarity with the protests, collaborating with the pigeons of the capital in harassment and demolition of the poor Drones

They have also opened the NGO Palomas Sin Fronteras, which is receiving great support around the world.

Jimena, Madrid Association of Neoludic Eagles, attacking a dron from the Ministry of Defense. Source: Interpol.

Pigeon unit spokesman of the civil guard, Paloma Sánchez emphasized:

If we do not understand anything !! We are cheaper, more beautiful and we are much better orientated than your archaic GPS shit. We fly better, humans have no fucking idea of flying .. your birds make it fatal, if they do not even move their wings, for God’s sake!

To the commented shit, they have attached pigeons of pigeons knocking down drones by physical attack and even individual kamikaze-type immolations have been reported.

No solution at the moment.

In the face of the complicated situation, the Ministry of Defense has proposed subsidies and early retirements, something that seems to have finally gone unchecked & gt; ‘ We do not want subsidies or charities, we want to work! They are going to give us ass with the pigeons later … We are also finished our social work to go to the parks to throw us miguitas retirees … to give them! ‘

To this day the environment continues very hot … we will see in the next months how it is solved. We will keep you update!