Some imported customs are well received, such as the Black Friday. All the big brands are ready with incredible promotions, and the fashion marks the way.

Our future correspondent Paco McFly has traveled to the USA in the year 2020 and has verified that predictions about climate change have been fulfilled.

He did not like to be fondled all the time, he felt dirty, raped, and he was constantly getting a cable through his ass,at midnight, when he vibrated.

Monday, 6 am, October 31. An Exterminator Angel disguised as a passenger on a bus, killed four assailants who had gone up to ransack passengers.

Two met on the web. Two became cyber-in-love. An ideal couple. Love was in the air and in the net and they were simply perfect.

Richi is only six years old and his father is Eduard Snowden. Yesterday morning, the boy was punished in his school for tattle of their peers.

Rafael Santandreu, has just released Joy in Auschwitz , his latest novel, after the incontestable bestsellers Goggles of happiness and Be Happy in Alaska .

An emoticon has been charged with murder this morning and locked in the Eastern State Penitentiary awaiting trial. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Rajoy listened... Abracadabra, I love Spain... After that, Rajoy became Spanish president again and a witch was plenty of happiness.

Sucedió una noche. Elías Bartomeu, informático catalán en paro de 34 años, residente de La Pera, un pueblo de Gerona, se despertó angustiado hace unas noches sin saber el motivo, pero cuando abrió los ojos, vislumbró algo volando a gran velocidad por la habitación, una especie de ovni fantasmagórico que emitía sonidos estridentes.