Hypocrisy
Attitude, fitness and altitude of people outside their bathroom.
Innovation
In a very high percentage, any technology of the past with another packaging and another name.
Interface
The meeting point between two systems and the only place where you know what happens.
Internet
Huge web woven by Google where the optimists are trapped forever.
IoS
Operating system of rich smartphones.
IoT
Internet of Things. Rarer and things rarer.
IP address
ID of any artifact connected to the Internet but without a photo and a hundred times more fakeable than an ID.
Justice
Abstract concept understandable only by affluent.
Koke Mandragora
Father of the so-called new pessimism, the digital one. It is considered more radical than Schopenhauer and Murphy, the one of the law.
Language
The first trap of thought.
Online video game where the avatars, usually with a tie and smiling the boys and smiling and with makeup the girls, describe and exchange their roles. The one who gets more friends wins.
LOL
Laughing out loud. Tag that is written after any comment on a social network or web page, regardless of the content of the comment.
MacOS
Operating system of rich computers.
Microsoft
Group of American pirates that were very popular in the 80 and in current one, whose captain Bill Gates received the title of Lord by the American Crown.
Mouse
Little digital rodent that got you here.
Murphy’s law
Metaphysical law that holds that everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. It is the theory most proven empirically and numerous scientists argue that it will replace M-theory, encompassing the 4 fundamental forces and explaining all the laws of the Universe.
NASA
American film producer specializing in documentaries about The Moon.
Negative
It is said of a thing or person with a real characteristic or proper point of view.
NGO
First aid offered by a nun to a beggar after having broken her legs.
Nihilism
Extreme pessimism when you do not give two shits and do not even believe in the shit.
Optimism
Thinking of people misinformed and/or hypocritical and/or simply minors.
Paypal
Company that helps you make payments online without you noticing.
Pessimism
Universe, life and light. Ultimate destiny of the optimism.
Pity Pit
Scholar in Digital Pessimism.
Pixel
Small dots that a screen is made up of and that the manufacturers are committed to make smaller and smaller, although we can not distinguish them.
Psychology
Attempt of pseudoscience determined to fight against nihilism.
Quantum computing
Spooky action at a distance, according to Einstein.
Religion
Shelter of human beings in the analogical era and Google in the digital era.
Resignation
Attitude of Jesus on the cross and Pilate in the pulpit.
San Junípero
Junípero Serra Ferrer. Spanish friar beatified by Juan Pablo II who lived in California and set the foundations of what must be the future technology.
Smart
It is said of the mobile phone with Internet connection.
Smartphone
Artifact without which the western citizen can not live whose function is to be watched, disturbed and controlled.
Smartwatch
Smart watch able to tell you the time any time.
Software
Any stuff on a PC or smartphone that you can not hit.
Spam
It’s what you get when you do a Google search.
Spyware
Any program or application that prompts you that it needs something from your device.
Terms and conditions
Clauses for the use of a product or a service that no one reads and then comes the crying.
Transgenic
Transvestite food that do not make you sick at all. The food of the future.
System for Control, Protection and Security of the Internet, limiting the nonsense written by the internauts to 140 characters.
UFO
Something you see flying through the sky when you finally accept nihilism.
UNIX
Operating system of poor computers.
USA
Country that built and drop atomic bombs in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Vigo Vega
CEO in Digital Pessimism.
Virus
The only software that has understood the digital age.
Application for smartphones that allows you to fire an employee, leave a boyfriend or insult your grandmother.
Wikipedia
Online reference encyclopedia where everyone can write.
Windows
Operating system with windows that was operating in its different versions from 1985 to 2020.
www
World Wide Web woven by Google.
XOXO
Hugs and kisses or xoxo is a tag used at the end of a written letter, email or SMS text message, regardless of the content. There is controversy as to which letter (‘X’ or ‘O’) represents which action (‘hug’ or ‘kiss’).