Pessimism Dictionary

Attitude, fitness and altitude of people outside their bathroom.

In a very high percentage, any technology of the past with another packaging and another name.

The meeting point between two systems and the only place where you know what happens.

Huge web woven by Google where the optimists are trapped forever.

Operating system of rich smartphones.

Internet of Things. Rarer and things rarer.

ID of any artifact connected to the Internet but without a photo and a hundred times more fakeable than an ID.

Abstract concept understandable only by affluent.

Father of the so-called new pessimism, the digital one. It is considered more radical than Schopenhauer and Murphy, the one of the law.

The first trap of thought.

Online video game where the avatars, usually with a tie and smiling the boys and smiling and with makeup the girls, describe and exchange their roles. The one who gets more friends wins.

Laughing out loud. Tag that is written after any comment on a social network or web page, regardless of the content of the comment.

Operating system of rich computers.

Group of American pirates that were very popular in the 80 and in current one, whose captain Bill Gates received the title of Lord by the American Crown.

Little digital rodent that got you here.

Metaphysical law that holds that everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. It is the theory most proven empirically and numerous scientists argue that it will replace M-theory, encompassing the 4 fundamental forces and explaining all the laws of the Universe.

American film producer specializing in documentaries about The Moon.

It is said of a thing or person with a real characteristic or proper point of view.

First aid offered by a nun to a beggar after having broken her legs.

Extreme pessimism when you do not give two shits and do not even believe in the shit.

Thinking of people misinformed and/or hypocritical and/or simply minors.

Company that helps you make payments online without you noticing.

Universe, life and light. Ultimate destiny of the optimism.

Scholar in Digital Pessimism.

Small dots that a screen is made up of and that the manufacturers are committed to make smaller and smaller, although we can not distinguish them.

Attempt of pseudoscience determined to fight against nihilism.

Spooky action at a distance, according to Einstein.

Shelter of human beings in the analogical era and Google in the digital era.

Attitude of Jesus on the cross and Pilate in the pulpit.

Junípero Serra Ferrer. Spanish friar beatified by Juan Pablo II who lived in California and set the foundations of what must be the future technology.

It is said of the mobile phone with Internet connection.

Artifact without which the western citizen can not live whose function is to be watched, disturbed and controlled.

Smart watch able to tell you the time any time.

Any stuff on a PC or smartphone that you can not hit.

It’s what you get when you do a Google search.

Any program or application that prompts you that it needs something from your device.

Clauses for the use of a product or a service that no one reads and then comes the crying.

Transvestite food that do not make you sick at all. The food of the future.

System for Control, Protection and Security of the Internet, limiting the nonsense written by the internauts to 140 characters.

Something you see flying through the sky when you finally accept nihilism.

Operating system of poor computers.

Country that built and drop atomic bombs in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

CEO in Digital Pessimism.

The only software that has understood the digital age.

Application for smartphones that allows you to fire an employee, leave a boyfriend or insult your grandmother.

Online reference encyclopedia where everyone can write.

Operating system with windows that was operating in its different versions from 1985 to 2020.

World Wide Web woven by Google.

Hugs and kisses or xoxo is a  tag used at the end of a written letter, email or SMS text message, regardless of the content. There is controversy as to which letter (‘X’ or ‘O’) represents which action (‘hug’ or ‘kiss’).