Rajoy listened... Abracadabra, I love Spain... After that, Rajoy became Spanish president again and a witch was plenty of happiness.

Nuestro corresponsal del futuro Paco McFly, se ha desplazado al 2025 para realizar una entrevista al presidente del gobierno, el Gran Nicolás, del partido Queremos PP, recientemente nombrado Zar Nicolás I de Borbón, y preguntarle sobre los temas más actuales.

Filtrations from prison, 5 minutes ago, ensure that Bárcenas has a backup of the unfamous PP hard disks which he did before they removed discs.

Foolish, I refuse to look up. Optimism makes me nauseous. It's perverse

Yesterday at 15:35, we received a conversation between the current president Mariano Rajoy and PP secretary, countess Maria Dolores de Cospedal .

The agency of security, cybercrime and virtual defense has announced today that accounts of Mariano Rajoy, Ana Botín and Amancio Ortega have been hacked.