Digital Pessimism We hope to disappoint
The US Agency for Colonial Control and Defense has issued a strong statement just 5 minutes ago: USA is under attack by USA.
According to its spokesperson, Peter Weapon, the supercomputer NeoColon XXI owned by the Federal Reserve, identified a country with large oil reserves through its program of automatic satellite tracking Track & Fuck, and immediately launched the protocol Default Atack.
Members of the army have already departed towards the coordinates specified by the computer and more arrivals are expected in the next half hour.
Air Force have already sent 200 pre-programmed drones , which currently would strike Washington DC.
Likewise, 15 satellites equipped with laser weapons of last generation, are targeting cities like New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, Mexico City, Tehran and Moscow.
As it has been known on Internet Leaks, White House has been evacuated, the Pentagon has collapsed lines and Congress seems that right now is issuing laws anti-tech, effective immediately.
Status of political leaders in USA
Apparently, Obama initially tried to stop the attack, through dialogue, but the supercomputer at the Pentagon, Sitting Bull, had already fired automatic defense protocol Kill ’em All and 10,000 men are already on their way to Washington, along with the corresponding counter-offensive drones and satellites in major cities.
Barack would have already been sent to a secret bunker in the Area 51, Nevada, with all his family, his assistants, Oprah Winfield and Cher.
Donald Trump announced unilaterally that he is attempting to build walls along all the cities of the East Coast, five international airports and some towns in Texas.
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton, has sent an email from her hotmail account to supercomputer NeoColon, asking explanations for his behavior, but has not yet received a response.
State of alarm. DEFCON 1
For the nonce, while last chaos and attacks, it has been decreed the DEFCON 1 , plus all bank accounts being blocked and paralyzed commercial transactions.
We have also known, it has been named as temporary acting chairman to Paris Hilton. The latest data placed her doing selfies with some friends near the White house, five minutes before the air attack on Washington DC.
So far, except the latest information, this is the dramatic situation. We will keep you well informed.
