Digital Pessimism We hope to disappoint
Ahh … sheep, freaks and recalcitrant optimists, here you have what you deserve:
The Spanish startdown Apepe SS has just released the gamma version of WhatsDown , an application that promises a lot, but only promises.
With this digital behemoth, the silly user can talk to his enemies via annoying, visceral calling or VHS videochat.
The limitation is that it will only be able to communicate from dark areas (controlled by GPS, according to Apepe CEO and CAO Miki Martini) as cemeteries, psychiatric and Offices.
Whatsdown disrupt, changes rules of game, innovates y exnovates.
Whatsdown main features.
Whatsdown works on dual digital dual-mode 2.0
Standalone Mode
- Custom viruses based on the renegade target contact.
- Programmable incendiary message templates and anonymous.
- Integration with all social networks to disintegrate the network of a contact.
- Points program: Messages of misfortune and attacks will be rewarded.
WhatsApp competitor plugin mode
- Destroy groups randomly.
- Delete contacts literally.
- Passively impersonate identities.
- Change icons, tones and wallpapers with treachery and without premeditation.
List with available icons. Whatsdown.
Application policies and payment methods.
In the misuse policy, you will be asked for access to photos, videos, location, marital status, status of lovers, current job and DNA and DNA . Do not ask, susceptible citizen !, as it is necessary for the proper functioning of the application.
You should give < , There is warranty for 100 light years!
To pay the modest cost of a penny, you must send an email with our bank details (all confidential, go by https with government certificate).
There is the option of attaching paypal data in pdf for millenials , card data in doc for users of the Baby boom or contact of the notary in excel for workers of companies of the IBEX35.
Whatsdown Download
You can download it already from the digital pessimist store:
http://www.pesimistadigital.com/store/whatsdown
What an idiot you expect, it’s over! Download it right now!
