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In the last week, we have seen how the ExoMars <\/strong>probe of the European Space Agency (ESA) disappeared in the atmosphere of Mars <\/a> and lived Bob Dylan’s silence <\/a> after receiving the Nobel Prize for Literature.<\/p>\n

This morning, however, everything has changed in the most unexpected way. Thierry Blancquaert, head of the (ESA), has announced at a press conference that they have received the signal from ExoMars again from the surface of Mars. And that’s not all: Bob Dylan <\/strong> is on board.<\/p>\n

“ The team could not contain the joy When we thought we had thrown the trash 1300 million euros <\/a>, our little one has called home as a baby to his mother since day care , “has joked Thierry Blancquaert.<\/em><\/p>\n

But it has not all been good news at the ESA Control Center <\/a> in Darmstadt, Germany. Included in the transmission received from the ExoMars, there was something else. It has been rebuked that the space probe has fallen hostage of a group that calls itself the Liberation Front of Mars (FLM), made up of aborigines on the planet.<\/p>\n

Extraterrestrial life<\/h4>\n

With the motto of Mars for the Martians <\/em>, the LWF has informed European authorities that both ExoMars and Bob Dylan are being held in a jail underground until their claims are heard.<\/p>\n

“We’re sick of probes, robots and orbital stations being sent in to watch us. The Martian people are tired of this systematic harassment, of the image of us on Earth … That you call us little green men, pussy … “, they protest in the statement. “ Until all these cacharritos do not leave our planet and Earth commits to leave us alone, we will hold Bob Dylan and his spaceship. Mars for Martians! Homeland or death! <\/em>“.<\/p>\n

Bob Dylan Statements<\/h4>\n

After analyzing the situation in a crisis cabinet at the European Council, ESA has asked the LWF to confirm that both ExoMars, and above all Bob Dylan, are in good shape before entering into any negotiations.<\/p>\n

“ I’m up to the balls to be here ,” said the singer. “ I want to return to my planet to give me my fucking prize. I am the fucking master and I want my prize <\/em>“.<\/em><\/p>\n

Once confirmed that the last Nobel Prize in Literature is in good condition, the European authorities, after a long deliberation, have decided to put themselves in the hands of a committee of experts that, under the command of Iker Jim\u00e9nez <\/a> and Dr. Gaona, will work on the resolution of the conflict.<\/p>\n

You can follow the last hour of this news in our social profiles of Facebook <\/a> and Twitter <\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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