{"id":3965,"date":"2016-10-15T08:58:07","date_gmt":"2016-10-15T06:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/google-maps-destruye-matrimonio-2\/"},"modified":"2016-11-14T17:50:28","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T16:50:28","slug":"google-maps-destroys-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/en\/google-maps-destroys-marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"Google Maps destroys a marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"

It happened in Parla, Madrid, on Monday of this week. Paco Sanz, a freelance electrician, had just hired the new service\u00a0Google Maps Plus<\/strong>, which allows you to locate your contacts, customize your icons on the map and know their clothes and where they are going.<\/p>\n

Being Paco Thursday afternoon at home alone because his wife had gone to the hairdresser, decided to go online to see where his lover Pamela. The shock that took was to go into Google Maps and see both his wife Jacinta and her lover, going to the same hairdresser …<\/p>\n

\"Google<\/a>

\"drones\"Screenshot by Spanish civil guard on Paco\u00b4s computer.<\/p><\/div>\n

Calamitous\u00a0impact<\/h4>\n

Given the possible imminent danger, Paco spent a few minutes in doubt, until finally it was decided to call to Pamela. This immediately replied: ‘What u doing Paco, churri .. did you get rid of Jacinta Chubby?<\/em> ‘<\/p>\n

Jacinta, very pissed apparently calculated odds while Paco, on the other side of the phone, trying to tell Pamela, who had little coverage and heard him very bad as its new cover for mobile Bob Sponja<\/span> not let get good waves. ..<\/p>\n

But it was late … Jacinta slyly pulled the tongue to Pamela, who obviously did not know her, and between roller and roller, left whole pie.<\/p>\n

Police sources have confirmed that we had to intervene in the salon, leaving an hour later Jacinta arrested for attempted murder<\/span>, without bail. Pamela is in the hospital, although no fears for his life and Paco is missing from Monday …<\/p>\n

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