{"id":4028,"date":"2016-09-12T16:18:25","date_gmt":"2016-09-12T15:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/karaoke-itunes-se-cobra-primera-victima-2\/"},"modified":"2016-11-15T21:12:06","modified_gmt":"2016-11-15T20:12:06","slug":"itunes-karaoke-causes-first-victim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/en\/itunes-karaoke-causes-first-victim\/","title":{"rendered":"Itunes karaoke causes first victim"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"dropcap\">I<\/span>tunes karaoke channel has already claimed its first victim. It just happened yesterday in New Jumper, a small, quiet village of New Jersey.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael Doll<\/strong>, a young carpenter village has no partner or children, but enjoyed the company of his &#8216;chuchi\u00f1eco 2.0&#8217;, <strong>Matthias<\/strong>, a stuffed latest generation of the company Marimba.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3341 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/iTunes-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"itunes\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/iTunes-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/iTunes.jpg 650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 259px) 100vw, 259px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He related it was quiet and simply read all day and talk philosophy with him for long hours, but since subscribing to channel karaoke Itunes, everything changed.<\/p>\n<p>He abandoned his good habits and began to sing the songs of Justin Bieber and Rihanna, at all hours.<\/p>\n<p>He is singing like crazy, too early in the morning, and kept sleeping neighbors. Says its owner, which forced him to record their performances, to make the choruses and clapping: &#8220;<em>It had become a divo, had gone to his head, and was not the same<\/em>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<h4>Wannabe\u00a0Rock &amp; Roll Star<\/h4>\n<p>Not a few problems occurred. But the worst happened when he switched to rock: &#8220;<em>He\u00a0was upset, not sleeping well and he looked much more aggressive and had never seen.<\/em>&#8220;, stated Michael.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, Matias woke up earlier than normal and ordered Miguel, threatening, and as usual, to get up out of bed and record it. Shortly after the start of the song, Matthias <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">suffered a collapse and died<\/span> hours later in the Sanitarium New Jumper Dolls, cardiorespiratory arrest and subsequent multiple organ failure.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Apple<\/strong>, for now, has refused to make any statement on the matter.<\/p>\n<p>Its owner, very affected, do not want to comment further, but wanted us to stop recording the sad moment of this terrible event. R.I.P.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UA9SyWw-4iY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>If after seeing this, you still want to use Itunes, it&#8217;s up to you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Itunes karaoke channel has already caused its first casualty. 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