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Mariano Rajoy <\/strong> has been reelected president <\/span> of the Spanish government after 10 months of tensions, uncertainty and finally, 170 votes in favor . So far all normal, what can be said normal in these times.<\/p>\n

\"Rajoy<\/a>

\"minicamara\"Rajoy, minutes before the making of the concoction. Source: Pot Meigas for democracy.<\/p><\/div>\n

What has not transpired, is that in the month of January, Mariano went to a sweet girl from Pontevedra, Malicia Caldeira ,<\/strong> to ensure in her future the seat.<\/p>\n

According to information accessed digital pessimism <\/a>, the former acting president, found on the Internet the<\/p>\n

In exchange, Malicia prepared a concoction based on worker’s hair from Pablo Iglesias, live tab of Pedro Sanchez, virgin blood of Arrimadas and cava R\u00edas de Galicia. <\/em><\/p>\n

After ten months of stirring in the pot of time and coincidentally coinciding with the recent witch strike and the living dead <\/a> this week, Malicia sent a ssssssssss … to Mariano to go through the offices of Meigas por la Democracia Take the solution potion.<\/p>\n

The presidential spell<\/h4>\n

The current president of Spain went running to the appointment, in a slaughterhouse of hens abandoned in the outskirts of Pontevedra.<\/p>\n

While drinking the potion, remarkably pleased, Malice uttered loudly before the entire ensemble, with 25 ex-ministers included, the definitive spell that would decide the fate of the nation:<\/p>\n

Abracadabra, I like Spain …
\nEyes orbit, ballots vomit,
\nHave good luck with the canita!<\/p>\n

Wings of sorrows, wormtail,
\nThat today and always you are very happy!<\/p>\n

Thieves’ grenades, dragon prison flames,
\nMay no one ever hurt your heart!<\/p>\n

Teeth of snake, bones of seagull and pooch,
\nNEVER forget Spain that I love you very much!<\/p>\n

Kitty claws pitiful, feathers of raspberry hen,
\nThat you always get along well with the northern neighbor!<\/p>\n

\"Brujas\"

\"Snap\"Aquelarre Meigas for democracy, with Malicia Caldeira on the right.<\/p><\/div>\n

The result was a total success: mental abduction of not less than ten million Spaniards, not aware of the spell and most importantly:<\/p>\n

More than 100 voters in the congress, of all colors and ideologies who still do not know the reason for their votes in favor of the PP and who have decided to re-election.<\/p>\n

Spain is now in the hands of the Meigas Association for Democracy, with Malicia Caldeira at the helm. To have them. Bad nights.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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