{"id":4261,"date":"2016-11-08T04:33:10","date_gmt":"2016-11-08T03:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.digitalpessimism.com\/?p=4261"},"modified":"2016-11-14T05:47:48","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T04:47:48","slug":"usa-invades-usa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/en\/usa-invades-usa\/","title":{"rendered":"USA invades USA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The US Agency for Colonial Control and Defense has issued a strong statement just 5 minutes ago: USA is under attack by USA.<\/p>\n<p>According to its spokesperson, Peter Weapon, the <strong> supercomputer NeoColon XXI<\/strong> owned by the Federal Reserve, identified a country with large oil reserves through its program of automatic satellite tracking Track &amp; Fuck, and immediately launched the protocol <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> Default Atack<\/span><strong><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">.<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4754 size-medium alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/usaAtack-compressor-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"USA vs USA\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Members of the army have already departed towards the coordinates specified by the computer and more arrivals are expected in the next half hour.<\/p>\n<p>Air Force have already sent 200 pre-programmed drones , which currently would<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">\u00a0strike Washington DC.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Likewise, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> 15 satellite<\/span>s equipped with laser weapons of last generation, are targeting cities like New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, Mexico City, Tehran and Moscow.<\/p>\n<p>As it has been known on Internet Leaks, White House has been evacuated, the Pentagon has collapsed lines and Congress seems that right now is issuing laws anti-tech, effective immediately.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2097 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/usaGirl-1-218x300.jpg\" alt=\"usagirl \" width=\" 218 \" height=\" 300 \" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/usaGirl-1-218x300.jpg 218w, https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/usaGirl-1.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 218px) 100vw, 218px\" \/><\/p>\n<h4>Status of political leaders in USA<\/h4>\n<p>Apparently, <strong> Obama<\/strong> initially tried to stop the attack, through dialogue, but the supercomputer at the Pentagon, <em>Sitting Bull<\/em>, had already fired automatic defense protocol<em> Kill &#8217;em All<\/em> and 10,000 men are already on their way to Washington, along with the corresponding counter-offensive drones and satellites in major cities.<\/p>\n<p>Barack would have already been sent to a secret bunker in the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> Area 51<\/span>, Nevada, with all his family, his assistants, Oprah Winfield and Cher.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Donald Trump<\/strong> announced unilaterally that he is attempting to build walls along all the cities of the East Coast, five international airports and some towns in Texas.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, <strong> Hillary Clinton, <\/strong>has sent an email from her hotmail account to supercomputer NeoColon, asking explanations for his behavior, but has not yet received a response.<\/p>\n<h4>State of alarm. DEFCON 1<\/h4>\n<p>For the nonce, while last chaos and attacks, it has been decreed the <strong>DEFCON 1<\/strong>\u00a0, plus all bank accounts being blocked and paralyzed commercial transactions.<\/p>\n<p>We have also known, it has been named as temporary acting chairman to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> Paris Hilton<\/span>. The latest data placed her doing <em> selfies with some friends near the White house, five minutes before the air attack on Washington DC.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So far, except the latest information, this is the dramatic situation. We will keep you well informed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The US Agency for Colonial Control and Defense , has issued a strong statement just 5 minutes ago. USA is being attacked by USA. 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