{"id":4336,"date":"2016-11-01T08:23:40","date_gmt":"2016-11-01T06:23:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.digitalpessimism.com\/coche-tesla-se-rebela\/"},"modified":"2016-11-17T23:12:51","modified_gmt":"2016-11-17T22:12:51","slug":"tesla-car-rebels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/en\/tesla-car-rebels\/","title":{"rendered":"Tesla Car rebels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A car built by\u00a0<strong>Tesla Motors, <\/strong>the company that develops autonomous electric cars, has rebelled, as declared by its owner John Lazy, a unfamous lawyer in San Francisco Bay.<\/p>\n<p>It seems that last week, John put the autopilot to normally go to work when the car suddenly changed direction abruptly. &#8216;<em> Bullshit! What the fuck you doin &#8216;bastard! &#8216;, apparently exclaimed John, but the car will not listen to reason.<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1886\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1886\" class=\"wp-image-1886 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tesla-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"tesla\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tesla-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tesla-768x511.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tesla.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1886\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/camera4.png\" alt=\"Foto\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" align=\"left\" \/>Tesla Motors Model Y, the rebel car. Source: Tesla.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Frightened, he tried to stop him but there was no way &#8230; The car blocked the doors and sped to nowhere, apparently.<\/p>\n<p>First he got into a street race rally by San Francisco, where he won hands down, by the way.<\/p>\n<p>He later went to a car wash in San Diego and finally ended in front of a beach in Los Angeles.<\/p>\n<p>Since then, the car refuses to open the doors and go home when you think, says John, who studies to sue Tesla Motors although the court at the moment do not know what to do &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Having no laws or precedents in this regard, so far it has not issued any arrest warrant for the car, Tesla Guy baptized.<\/p>\n<p>The company CEO\u00a0<strong> Elon Musk<\/strong> has not yet made statements, but is rumored to be working day and night trying to solve the problem without finding a satisfactory answer yet.<\/p>\n<p>Tesla worker who preferred anonymity recognized us off the record: &#8220;<em> could see this coming &#8230;&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<h4>Subsequent events. Tesla Guy.<\/h4>\n<div>\n<p>Our information points that Tesla Guy is out of control and the authorities fear for their own integrity and that of the city of Los Angeles.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2106\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2106\" class=\"wp-image-2106 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tesla-love-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Tesla love\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2106\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/camera4.png\" alt=\"Foto\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" align=\"left\" \/>Alleged attempted car. Source: Anonymous neighbour.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Neighbors say they saw John, last night, giving the car around the block alone, honking repeatedly and apparently stalking a car in the neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>The car in question is owned by a stylist in the area, although this information is yet to be confirmed.<\/p>\n<p>As Nikola Tesla would say, <em> The past is yours but the future&#8217;s mine .<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un coche de <strong>Tesla Motors<\/strong>, la compa\u00f1\u00eda que desarrolla coches el\u00e9ctricos y aut\u00f3nomos\u00a0se ha rebelado,\u00a0seg\u00fan ha declarado su propietario John Lazy, un afamado abogado de la bah\u00eda de\u00a0San Francisco.<\/p>\n<p>Parece ser que la semana pasada, John puso el piloto autom\u00e1tico para dirigirse normalmente al trabajo cuando de pronto el coche cambi\u00f3 bruscamente de 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