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Richi<\/strong>\u00a0is only six years old and his father is the worldwide unfamous Eduard Snowden<\/strong> . Yesterday morning, the boy was punished in his school for tattle of their peers. No one or two … all of his mates.<\/a><\/p>\n

The small Snowden entered the principal’s office during class and gave him a checkered notebook written duplexing. It is containing the notes he had taken during one year on the public and private life<\/span> of all children in his class: where they live, what toys they play, if eat boogers, if pis still made …<\/p>\n

\"Hijo

\"Foto\"Richi Snowden. Source: Huge Brain School.<\/p><\/div>\n

“ She gave me the book and told me to make it public because all the school children had a right to information ,” said the director.<\/em><\/p>\n

“He told me that teachers would not let him do it, clearly oppressive action, and that I, as a supranational maximum power of school, should channel information transparently. I was white. I do not understand anything, so I he chastised without pleasure “he concluded.<\/em><\/p>\n

The child, who has not pleasure without chocolate donuts since yesterday, has not daunted and announced that in protest of the penalty, in the coming weeks, deliver to the Director a new notebook that is no longer limited to children class. He will speak of all children in their school and some even school next door.<\/p>\n

Snowden, a proud father<\/h4>\n

His dad, the unfamous Snowden, has declared himself proud of his son and promised to fulfill this course the child’s dream to attend next summer to a course of hacking advanced<\/span> which is taught in a semi-clandestine in an attic that has the cousin of Donald Trump\u00a0in a southern suburb of Prague.<\/p>\n

\"Snowden\"

\"Foto\"Eduard Snowden, inside a \u00a0cottage\u00a0owned by Vladimir Putin. Source: KGB Press<\/p><\/div>\n

In the attic aforementioned no rent is paid, because the tenant is a ghost with fat chains can not do collector for their incorporeal nature and whose location can not be tracked by conventional methods because it is encrypted with a key of one million bits only the NSA can break.<\/p>\n

The only option hack would be to use the descrambler quantum-nuclear Schrondinger<\/strong> who keeps secret, in an attic of one of its eight thousand five hundred thirty-six safe houses and whose engineering drawings stole Snowden to regal\u00e1rselos the cousin of Donald Trump on his last birthday, why not pay rent.<\/p>\n

The course also advanced hacking will be free until the child turns eighteen or go to prison, whatver comes first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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