{"id":4444,"date":"2016-11-02T10:23:04","date_gmt":"2016-11-02T09:23:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.digitalpessimism.com\/suicidio-online\/"},"modified":"2016-11-12T06:21:39","modified_gmt":"2016-11-12T05:21:39","slug":"online-suicide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/en\/online-suicide\/","title":{"rendered":"Online suicide. Survive your own death"},"content":{"rendered":"W<\/span>e congratulate all sentient beings, the company Suicide Today, <\/strong>\u00a0has already published its new website http:\/\/www.suicideToday.com <\/a> with Online Suicide, a large commercial deployment and equivalent reception.<\/p>\n

The idea is innovative and is basically a series of services to the suicide, so often forgotten by society and that now has a web space to meet your needs. Their slogan is attractive and equally challenging: want to know what would happen if you kill yourself today ?<\/em><\/p>\n

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\"Foto\"Snap with first user. Fuente: Web Suicide online.<\/p><\/div>\n

Suicide Today provides a pack with great detail:<\/p>\n

Fix your funeral <\/strong> paying coffin, Mass, photographs, interviews and emotional videos with speeches cut ‘ it was a great person ‘ or alternative style ‘ I’m glad his death to mourn <\/em> ‘.<\/em><\/p>\n

The question that we all at this point, is what matters all this to suicide once dead and what lurks the question of the slogan …<\/p>\n

Indeed, you guessed it … the grace is that suicide is simulated!<\/p>\n

Logically and starting from this point, Suicide Today is also responsible for manage your death: <\/strong>put a fake corpse, fool the police and forensic pay.<\/p>\n

Have a multitude of ways, some of the prices we have seen are the following (Take advantage now. They are promoting!):<\/p>\n

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  • Suicide by drowning at sea with boat Zodiac & gt; $ 4,000<\/span><\/span> (plus $ 2000 for bribing companion)<\/li>\n
  • Suicide by drowning offshore yacht & gt; $ 9,000<\/span><\/span> (plus $ 1000 for casual camera filming the moment)<\/li>\n
  • Suicide by firearm & gt; $ 5,000<\/span> (gun and a bullet included)<\/li>\n
  • Suicide by drop cliff, building or bridge & gt; $ 4,000<\/span> (Plus $ 500 per selfie including the moment. Check pluspluses for photo quality, angles, etc)<\/li>\n
  • Accidental Death car accident , with doubt possible suicide.<\/span> (Plus $ 2000 Model Seat Toledo, 7000 $ Audi Q3, $ 10,000 Porsche Carrera. Consult models)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n

    Services added Suicide online.<\/h4>\n

    Likewise, among a range of attractive services, Suicide Today update your new status <\/span> in social networks, send automatic emails with personalized goodbyes as the contact and open a PayPal account for donations to the family, organizations or lover.<\/p>\n

    With its platform Big data emotional, Big Suicide,<\/strong> analyzes all reactions and make a summary by category, classifying your contacts according to their reactions known close friends, friends, rats and bastards.<\/p>\n

    multisuicide <\/strong> is also available and can commit suicide in various locations, as well as a social network to share opinions.<\/p>\n

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    \"Foto\"Last generation coffin. Source: Online Suicide.<\/p><\/div>\n

    As if this were not enough, Suicide Today gives you the option of placing a node sensorised infrared camera and ultrasonic motion sensor so you can see your status online 24 hours a day. <\/strong><\/p>\n

    Thus, one can detect a possible resurrection, catalepsy or single burial in error or anger, with customized alerts based on the type of removal of the body.<\/p>\n

    With all this, no doubt that Suicide Today will have a great future, but it is also fair to let us emphasize that the u nica condition that puts the company is that you have to kill himself the next day , to avoid legal problems later.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

    Note <\/strong>: The page warns that in case of resurrection, the money is returned.<\/p>\n

    Well, now there is only one thing: Subscribe, choose the day .. and to enjoy, they are two days!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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