{"id":4675,"date":"2016-11-05T04:24:55","date_gmt":"2016-11-05T03:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.digitalpessimism.com\/contactos-amor-cuando-te-conoci\/"},"modified":"2016-11-13T20:56:44","modified_gmt":"2016-11-13T19:56:44","slug":"web-love-when-i-met-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/en\/web-love-when-i-met-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Web Love: When I met you"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two met on the web. Two became cyber-in-love. An ideal couple.<\/p>\n

A man and a woman met through eDarling , a network of loving contacts for discerning singles. It was not his style, but they described themselves like this:<\/p>\n

\"Valentino\"

\"Foto\"Valentino Hidalgo, on his yacht, on the Mediterranean. Source: Men’s Health.<\/p><\/div>\n

Valentino Hidalgo, 31. Tarragona.<\/h4>\n

Vocational doctor with MIR, Spain’s champion of bodybuilding in 2016 and independent film actor, because I do not like the mainstream. I work with Doctors Without Borders and Catalans without a roof. I love children, nature and I fight for a better world.<\/p>\n

I am looking for a cheerful woman to share my lands and cross the oceans <\/em>.<\/p>\n

\"Samantha\"

\"Foto\"Samantha, in a charity for an NGO. Source: Vogue.<\/p><\/div>\n

Samantha de la Serna y Capitolio, 29. Valladolid.<\/h4>\n

Daughter of the Counts Serna y Capitolio.<\/p>\n

International architect, model of Armani and with a prize Michelin 6 Stars to the best cook of Castile. I like Beethoven’s music but also Rihanna. I am president of the Vallisoletana Association of Alzheimer’s patients.<\/em><\/p>\n

I’m looking for a man who makes me laugh at night and be a good person during the day. <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Taint and dizziness<\/h4>\n

\"Amor\"<\/p>\n

Faced with the overwhelming and attractive presentation of their alter ego, they both hesitated and were both wary and enthusiastic.
\nSamantha spent a week looking for Valentino in Grindr, suspecting that something so perfect should be gay, but he did not find an answer.<\/p>\n

Valentino glanced sideways, to see if it turned out that Samantha was looser, but no ..<\/p>\n

Samantha looked for him in Adoptauntio to see if he would be able to kneel before a woman and thus eliminate him for lack of testosterone, but found no trace.<\/p>\n

No one looked in Meetic , as they did not expect to be there. If they had, they would have canceled the appointment for lack of sex appeal.<\/p>\n

They both sought out Ashley Madison to see if they were married and looking for an extra-marital adventure, with empty results.<\/p>\n

They began thus long chats during two months, in which reaffirmed their mutual interest and accelerated pulsations.<\/p>\n

Dreaming and unleashing.<\/h4>\n

In the end they were by Tinder . They both attended the appointment at the Restaurant El Luxe and it turned out that everything was true! They both found that they physically fit the photos, they were great, even better!<\/p>\n

They also rambled long hours and realized that all the coronary information was real, there was no bypass. The conversations held these weeks matched the candles. There was irrefutable evidence.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, in the end, because of Cupid’s whims, there was no chemistry between them and each one now follows a path, but Tinder will always remain.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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