{"id":5573,"date":"2016-11-25T11:32:46","date_gmt":"2016-11-25T10:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.digitalpessimism.com\/?p=5573"},"modified":"2016-11-25T17:33:53","modified_gmt":"2016-11-25T16:33:53","slug":"nessie-asks-attention-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pesimismodigital.com\/en\/nessie-asks-attention-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Nessie reappears and asks for attention at Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"

The bomb went off early in the morning, when the Loch Ness monster , affectionately known as Nessie <\/strong>, wrote a message on Facebook <\/span> to complain.<\/p>\n

\"Nessie<\/p>\n

The stupefaction of Facebook users has been tremendous and Nessie has received great support from everyone on the network, including the Yeti and Bigfoot<\/strong><\/strong>, who have acknowledged perfectly understanding …<\/p>\n

Throughout the day, the net has been a powder keg and they have been asking him endlessly about numerous issues, as if the famous photo of 1934 was really him.<\/p>\n

“ Of course it was me, nutshells … but they diverted the attention and said that it was false.I did not care that they met me, to keep the business. <\/em>”<\/p>\n

For more than a century there have been numerous sightings, photos and testimonies, but the scientific community has been virtually unanimous about the low credibility of these. “ What happens, is that a truth repeated a thousand times becomes a lie. I was not very happy about that ‘Monster’,” lamented Loch Ness Monster.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"monstruo-del-lago-ness-1\"

\"Foto\"Nessie, when young in Loch Ness, 1934.<\/p><\/div>\n

More and more questions.<\/h4>\n

He was also asked about the sightings of the 19th and early 20th centuries: “ They were my parents and grandparents, but they are already dead” .<\/em><\/p>\n

Also, some girl has also been interested in her sentimental status , since on Facebook Nessie appears as a single: “I have not found the ideal match… In fact, I have not found any”, he posted.<\/em><\/p>\n

Reasons for its reappearance and deep depression.<\/h4>\n

Returning to the reason for his public reappearance at this time, he attributed it to an increase in the abandonment that has caused him chronic depression, being sunk in a cave, in the depths of the lake, for decades, reason why they have not found subsequently.<\/p>\n

By not having Prozac<\/span> , he says he fought the situation eating algae, with similar effects. “ I’m sick of always eating the same, I get the algae by the ears”, he stated.<\/em><\/p>\n

He also says that in the 1990s he decided to try his luck in the Mediterranean, specifically on the Spanish White Coast<\/em>, but he went unnoticed: “ I got tired of leaving so much and not allowed to play”. <\/em>He left in 1998 to finally get into his cave.<\/p>\n

Final wishes after a life on the seabed.<\/h4>\n

Finally, before canceling on Facebook, Nessie left some last words, with some sorrow and resentment, but also a king of\u00a0hope<\/span> :<\/p>\n

“ Maybe now in my last years, at the age of 92, I feel lonelier. I do not want to hurt, nor do I want charity, nor do I draw too much attention. Taken … “<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Nessie\"

Location of Nessie in Google Maps.<\/p><\/div>\n

He said finally, in a somewhat sad tone: “ As far as I’m concerned, I just want to enjoy and feel more loved, nothing more.” He has put a GPS behind his ear so we can follow him, making it easier to locate and thus increase interest in him.
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Although a little touched and with age-related ailments, we are sure that the Loch Ness Monster will enjoy the last years with\u00a0<\/em>the love and attention that he missed for much of his life. We love you Nessie!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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