Digital Pessimism We hope to disappoint
The idea is innovative and is basically a series of services to the suicide, so often forgotten by society and that now has a web space to meet your needs. Their slogan is attractive and equally challenging: want to know what would happen if you kill yourself today ?
Snap with first user. Fuente: Web Suicide online.
Suicide Today provides a pack with great detail:
Fix your funeral paying coffin, Mass, photographs, interviews and emotional videos with speeches cut ‘ it was a great person ‘ or alternative style ‘ I’m glad his death to mourn ‘.
The question that we all at this point, is what matters all this to suicide once dead and what lurks the question of the slogan …
Indeed, you guessed it … the grace is that suicide is simulated!
Logically and starting from this point, Suicide Today is also responsible for manage your death: put a fake corpse, fool the police and forensic pay.
Have a multitude of ways, some of the prices we have seen are the following (Take advantage now. They are promoting!):
- Suicide by drowning at sea with boat Zodiac & gt; $ 4,000 (plus $ 2000 for bribing companion)
- Suicide by drowning offshore yacht & gt; $ 9,000 (plus $ 1000 for casual camera filming the moment)
- Suicide by firearm & gt; $ 5,000 (gun and a bullet included)
- Suicide by drop cliff, building or bridge & gt; $ 4,000 (Plus $ 500 per selfie including the moment. Check pluspluses for photo quality, angles, etc)
- Accidental Death car accident , with doubt possible suicide. (Plus $ 2000 Model Seat Toledo, 7000 $ Audi Q3, $ 10,000 Porsche Carrera. Consult models)
Services added Suicide online.
Likewise, among a range of attractive services, Suicide Today update your new status in social networks, send automatic emails with personalized goodbyes as the contact and open a PayPal account for donations to the family, organizations or lover.
With its platform Big data emotional, Big Suicide, analyzes all reactions and make a summary by category, classifying your contacts according to their reactions known close friends, friends, rats and bastards.
multisuicide is also available and can commit suicide in various locations, as well as a social network to share opinions.
Last generation coffin. Source: Online Suicide.
As if this were not enough, Suicide Today gives you the option of placing a node sensorised infrared camera and ultrasonic motion sensor so you can see your status online 24 hours a day.
Thus, one can detect a possible resurrection, catalepsy or single burial in error or anger, with customized alerts based on the type of removal of the body.
With all this, no doubt that Suicide Today will have a great future, but it is also fair to let us emphasize that the u nica condition that puts the company is that you have to kill himself the next day , to avoid legal problems later.
Note : The page warns that in case of resurrection, the money is returned.
Well, now there is only one thing: Subscribe, choose the day .. and to enjoy, they are two days!
