Digital Pessimism We hope to disappoint
Richi is only six years old and his father is the worldwide unfamous Eduard Snowden . Yesterday morning, the boy was punished in his school for tattle of their peers. No one or two … all of his mates.
The small Snowden entered the principal’s office during class and gave him a checkered notebook written duplexing. It is containing the notes he had taken during one year on the public and private life of all children in his class: where they live, what toys they play, if eat boogers, if pis still made …
Richi Snowden. Source: Huge Brain School.
“ She gave me the book and told me to make it public because all the school children had a right to information ,” said the director.
“He told me that teachers would not let him do it, clearly oppressive action, and that I, as a supranational maximum power of school, should channel information transparently. I was white. I do not understand anything, so I he chastised without pleasure “he concluded.
The child, who has not pleasure without chocolate donuts since yesterday, has not daunted and announced that in protest of the penalty, in the coming weeks, deliver to the Director a new notebook that is no longer limited to children class. He will speak of all children in their school and some even school next door.
Snowden, a proud father
His dad, the unfamous Snowden, has declared himself proud of his son and promised to fulfill this course the child’s dream to attend next summer to a course of hacking advanced which is taught in a semi-clandestine in an attic that has the cousin of Donald Trump in a southern suburb of Prague.
Eduard Snowden, inside a cottage owned by Vladimir Putin. Source: KGB Press
In the attic aforementioned no rent is paid, because the tenant is a ghost with fat chains can not do collector for their incorporeal nature and whose location can not be tracked by conventional methods because it is encrypted with a key of one million bits only the NSA can break.
The only option hack would be to use the descrambler quantum-nuclear Schrondinger who keeps secret, in an attic of one of its eight thousand five hundred thirty-six safe houses and whose engineering drawings stole Snowden to regalárselos the cousin of Donald Trump on his last birthday, why not pay rent.
The course also advanced hacking will be free until the child turns eighteen or go to prison, whatver comes first.
